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>go on old Tumblr
>find this
>over 5000 notes
litterly litterly tears rolling down my face holy shit this is so funny omg i cant stop laughing
SHE LOOOKED GURR
AHAHZH2WHGFUVSBD CANT BREATHE IM PHYSICALLY CRYING
at one point it sounds like demons growling jesus save my soul omg
NEVER NOT REBLOG THE DEMON FISH
oh my god
you guys
there are tears
on my face
i can’t breathe
no i’m serious
dfahsfgj
Reblogging because not only did I watch it twice but I laughed hard both times.
(via coffees-and-cats)
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No. Just wrong.
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I had a job interview today, for a job I’d really like.
Keep your fingers crossed!
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Sir Richard’s presents “Vagina Rules”
I have watched this three times. I am pretty certain that I don’t fall into any of the excluded types that these women mention.
Hint, hint…
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I have a bottle of vodka in my freezer and NOTHING to mix it with.
It’s like cereal without milk, tragic.
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Caturday.
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I rode my bike to the farmer’s market and back (about 5 miles) AND got a bunch of strawberries for a DOLLAR!
It has been a fine Saturday y’all.
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alcohol is totally making this unbelievable sunburn feel better.
also, fucking ouch and I’m moronic.
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Current status.
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What’s a better way to state “why I would be a good fit at BLANK.”
Basically, I’m trying to describe why I would be good at the place I’m writing my cover letter for. Thoughts?


