1. karawarhol:

    ajockeynamedpod:

    duckytier:

    psychomaniacc:

    jackassnicholson:

    s-p-e-c-k:

    >go on old Tumblr

    >find this

    >over 5000 notes

    litterly litterly tears rolling down my face holy shit this is so funny omg i cant stop laughing

    SHE LOOOKED GURR

    AHAHZH2WHGFUVSBD CANT BREATHE IM PHYSICALLY CRYING

    at one point it sounds like demons growling jesus save my soul omg

    NEVER NOT REBLOG THE DEMON FISH

    oh my god

    you guys

    there are tears

    on my face

    i can’t breathe

    no i’m serious

    dfahsfgj

    Reblogging because not only did I watch it twice but I laughed hard both times.

    (via coffees-and-cats)

    3 days ago  /  14,285 notes  /  Source: deadspeck

  2. No. Just wrong.

    No. Just wrong.

    3 days ago  /  1 note

  3. I had a job interview today, for a job I’d really like.

    Keep your fingers crossed!

    1 week ago  /  5 notes

  4. daddynobucks:

    Sir Richard’s presents “Vagina Rules”


    I have watched this three times. I am pretty certain that I don’t fall into any of the excluded types that these women mention. 


    Hint, hint…

    2 weeks ago  /  6 notes  /  Source: daddynobucks

  5. I have a bottle of vodka in my freezer and NOTHING to mix it with.

    It’s like cereal without milk, tragic.

    2 weeks ago  /  0 notes

  6. Caturday.

    Caturday.

    3 weeks ago  /  2 notes

  7. I rode my bike to the farmer’s market and back (about 5 miles) AND got a bunch of strawberries for a DOLLAR!

    It has been a fine Saturday y’all.

    3 weeks ago  /  0 notes

  8. alcohol is totally making this unbelievable sunburn feel better.
also, fucking ouch and I’m moronic.

    alcohol is totally making this unbelievable sunburn feel better.

    also, fucking ouch and I’m moronic.

    4 weeks ago  /  2 notes

  9. Current status.

    Current status.

    4 weeks ago  /  1 note

  10. What’s a better way to state “why I would be a good fit at BLANK.”

    Basically, I’m trying to describe why I would be good at the place I’m writing my cover letter for. Thoughts?

    1 month ago  /  1 note